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Dad and BF Conversation. ♥

• Dad: What can you do for my daughter?
• BF: I'd die for her!
• Dad: I don't like you.
• BF: Why?! :(
• Dad: I'm looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone. ♥

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• Teacher: Can you see God?
• Class: No.
• Teacher: Can you touch God?
• Class: No.
• Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
• Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
• Teacher: No.
• Student: Can you touch your brain?
• Teacher: No.
• Student: So you have no brain!

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